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    Quote Originally Posted by earl panda View Post
    totally forgot about this one
    Nice 1

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    LoLz, that one just remains epic mang!
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    ???????????????????
    wat make 1 dj better than tha other?

    (sry if i repeat myslf)

    simple. the 1ns n 2s they use. and they HAVE to be using the serato (i got it for free )

    you have to like music.
    you need to spin in clubs and burning man
    you have to be good at dj hero (five stars on every song. you jelly?)
    you need to D/l muzic from the beat port
    i think you would need a promoter
    u need to love dead mouse
    and if you cant open for him; ur a PUUUSSSYYYYYY
    but u need to make a cool dead mouse head that way ppl see u more
    sound reactive Tshirts r in this year too, so make sure to wear 1 so u look cool

    next set of rules; the important 1ns
    your pary mixz NEED fatmanscoop
    u need a cool dj name (i dnt think u can beat me)
    add Dj to ur name on the facebook.com
    u need good demos from djs that u can play
    get evry djs hard drive of music. that way u hav it all!


    dont worry about:
    beatmatching w/o wav form
    scratching
    WTF a BPM is (is it an std??)
    u dnt need 1ns n 2s
    no tits (turntables lolololol) means no crates of black things
    th only needle u need i cant talk about
    u dont need a mixer or Cd playaz




    if you clear a dance floor in 30 seconds flat; u dont need them! but they need muzic!

    most importantly GET ALL THE BITCHES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ5DollaHolla View Post
    ???????????????????
    wat make 1 dj better than tha other?

    (sry if i repeat myslf)

    simple. the 1ns n 2s they use. and they HAVE to be using the serato (i got it for free )

    you have to like music.
    you need to spin in clubs and burning man
    you have to be good at dj hero (five stars on every song. you jelly?)
    you need to D/l muzic from the beat port
    i think you would need a promoter
    u need to love dead mouse
    and if you cant open for him; ur a PUUUSSSYYYYYY
    but u need to make a cool dead mouse head that way ppl see u more
    sound reactive Tshirts r in this year too, so make sure to wear 1 so u look cool

    next set of rules; the important 1ns
    your pary mixz NEED fatmanscoop
    u need a cool dj name (i dnt think u can beat me)
    add Dj to ur name on the facebook.com
    u need good demos from djs that u can play
    get evry djs hard drive of music. that way u hav it all!


    dont worry about:
    beatmatching w/o wav form
    scratching
    WTF a BPM is (is it an std??)
    u dnt need 1ns n 2s
    no tits (turntables lolololol) means no crates of black things
    th only needle u need i cant talk about
    u dont need a mixer or Cd playaz




    if you clear a dance floor in 30 seconds flat; u dont need them! but they need muzic!

    most importantly GET ALL THE BITCHES!
    watch out rip off! hans gruber is lurking!
    I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by earl panda View Post
    the amount of bitches you get plus the volume of your airhorns!

    I like where this thread is going...
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    Quote Originally Posted by b3nz0n8 View Post
    I like where this thread is going...
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    ben, ctr + a, then hit quote you missed a period
    if you clear a dance floor in 30 seconds flat; u dont need them! but they need muzic!

    most importantly GET ALL THE BITCHES!
    -Yours truly, The Duck. We all love to f**k a Duck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by earl panda View Post
    watch out rip off! hans gruber is lurking!


    as a reply to these babies:
    if you clear a dance floor in 30 seconds flat; u dont need them! but they need muzic!

    most importantly GET ALL THE BITCHES!
    -Yours truly, The Duck. We all love to f**k a Duck.

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    Soul

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ5DollaHolla View Post
    as a reply to these babies:
    This 100% ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by earl panda View Post
    the amount of bitches you get plus the volume of your airhorns!
    ha.
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