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wat make 1 dj better than tha other?
(sry if i repeat myslf)
simple. the 1ns n 2s they use. and they HAVE to be using the serato (i got it for free
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you have to like music.
you need to spin in clubs and burning man
you have to be good at dj hero (five stars on every song. you jelly?)
you need to D/l muzic from the beat port
i think you would need a promoter
u need to love dead mouse
and if you cant open for him; ur a PUUUSSSYYYYYY
but u need to make a cool dead mouse head that way ppl see u more
sound reactive Tshirts r in this year too, so make sure to wear 1 so u look cool
next set of rules; the important 1ns
your pary mixz NEED fatmanscoop
u need a cool dj name (i dnt think u can beat me)
add Dj to ur name on the facebook.com
u need good demos from djs that u can play
get evry djs hard drive of music. that way u hav it all!
dont worry about
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beatmatching w/o wav form
scratching
WTF a BPM is (is it an std??)
u dnt need 1ns n 2s
no tits (turntables lolololol) means no crates of black things
th only needle u need i cant talk about
u dont need a mixer or Cd playaz
if you clear a dance floor in 30 seconds flat; u dont need them! but they need muzic!
most importantly
GET ALL THE BITCHES!
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