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This week’s most wanted criminal is the infamous Chubby Bubbles Girl for her crimes against humanity. Take precaution and beware of this child! She suffers from paranoia and kleptomania. President Obama has raised the nation’s terrorist threat level to orange so you know this bitch is serious.
Don’t let her cute fat kid appearance fool you. She’s extremely dangerous and fully armed with her manipulation tactics. The Chubby Bubbles Girl is notorious for stealing food from both black bears and black people.
The former actress turned thief starred in a handful of Blockbuster films such as Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, and the Last Samurai. She stands about 3 ft tall, wears a yellow jacket, and is usually running away from shit.
This fugitive may be found in your local swimming gyms and bowling alleys.
Warning! Do not approach at all costs! Please contact your nearest police station then tune in to CNN immediately for further updates! Suspect is wanted by FBI and may be armed with ninja vanishing skills and therefore, a threat to us all! Little cute fat girls in mirror may be closer than they appear!
Source: http://mykeyboy27.tumblr.com/
Last edited by b3nz0n8; 01-23-2011 at 11:56 PM.
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