you know youre a DJ when....

[jdog667jkt]

When you give people a lecture for using the word "techno".

all the freaking time. techno is a type of EDM people!!

[pilmat]

Also when you want to turn up the volume of the stereo you time the volume increase with a bass drop.

this and I tend to turn OFF my car on the downbeat of a phrase change too...

Phil.

[sarasin]

this and I tend to turn OFF my car on the downbeat of a phrase change too...

Phil.

I have a mate who tends to flair his nostrils on build ups.

LOL

[sarasin]

when you're listening to something on your phone using it's speaker (not headphones) and start covering it with random stuff - hand/mouth/cup/whatever - to create flanger/phaser style effects.

HAHAHAHHA...my mate did that....but he was also a meth tweaker!

Seriously....He would also melt with a gas torch lighter and then shine a laser thru it to make patterns on his wall.

[dry_bones]

Whenever you walk to class, you step to a 4/4th beat at 128bpm.

Sometimes I give a head nod on the downbeat.

[Fatlimey]

Whenever you walk to class, you step to a 4/4th beat at 128bpm.

Walking through long grass gives you a good "buh-tsss.. buh-tsss... ".
It even has the right amount of swing.

[Lambox]

Whenever you walk to class, you step to a 4/4th beat at 128bpm.

Sometimes I give a head nod on the downbeat.

And if youre late, you run to Drum & Bass.

[bumtsch]

... when hearing slightly off beatmatching makes you tweak a non-existant spindle on your leg and/or brake a non-existent platter with your middle finger against the other leg, until the dj gets it right.

... when you tweak a knob on any appliance the same way you would on a mixer.

[photojojo]

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... when you tweak a knob on any appliance the same way you would on a mixer.

I turn the stove on like that

[MaxOne]

when youre round someone house having dinner and you end up mixing on youtube by opening two tabs on your browser so you can play tunes with out a gap...