if you do drugs you'll dj so bad the police will book you to dj at riots to clear the streets..
if you do drugs you'll dj so bad only the Fat Deaf chicks will hook up with ya after you spin!
if you do drugs you'll dj so bad the audiance will ware headphones
if you do drugs you'll dj so bad your request wont be for songs they'll be for ear plugs
if you do drugs you'll dj so bad you'll be the reason traktor stalls..out of self-destruction..
first three jokes compliance of serato forum, last two made up on the spot hahah
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