You see you've fallen head-first in to one of the oldest urban myths and most dangerous properganda campaigns over the last 30 or so years.Pineapple doesn't go with most pizzas, but you give me a Hawaiian (Pineapple & ham) I'mma nom nom my face off!
The Pro-Pina terrorist group started this one off when I was still in short trousers.
You ever been to Hawaii? (in your abscence I will reply for you) NO!!
Well I have, and they don't even like Pizzas, they like fish, Canoeing and Elvis Presley and they certainly would never ratify a pizza being given the same name as their Country (or State).
I spoke to an unnamed source who gave me the Hawaiian low-down on Pinapple on Pizza's, this source didn't come from Hawaii, Bromley actually, but it was the best I could do at short notice. He said that the Hawaiian pizza in it's present ham and pineapple combination should be completely banned to save any more embarassment to the Hawaiian people, who are essentially a peace-loving people, they were an easy target.
It sould be renamed 'the your so lame for having pineapple on your pizza, I bet you still wet your pants pizza'
Not my own views you understand, my unnamed sources, but I wholeheartedly agree for the sake of extending the discussion on this thread.
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