Hate my s4!

[smiTTTen]

First off, what the f*** is up with all this “capability” bullsh*t that this thing seems to be overrun with? I don’t know about anyone else but I don’t have endless amounts of spare time to just sit around and figure out all the things it “can do”. I did not pay $800 to learn – did enough of that at school thank you. I paid $800 to be awesome. Guess what? I am STILL NOT AWESOME! Those b#stards an NI knew this when they made me buy this heap of junk.

Also, what’s with this computer business? Who the f$$$ makes DJ equipment that needs to be plugged into a nerd bank? Computers are for buying cheap sh&t and porn, end of story. At this point I’m nearly 2 grand down and all I have is stuff that requires me to read manuals – again, utter b%llsh*t. While I am on the subject of Bullsh&t, where the F#ck is the Smooth Criminal button on this thing? For that kind of money I want a dedicated button for every track I like. Did those b&stards in Berlin remove it just because he died? I haven't even begun to look for the Ace of Bass fader this thing is supposed to ship with.

I haven’t been this disappointed since my GPS purchase- what’s the point of having a $200 GPS if you still have to actually drive the car yourself? And don't get me started on dishwashers...

SmiTTTen

PS What the F#ck is USB??????

[fullenglishpint]

[Abyrne7]

[photojojo]

OMG the whole dishwasher scam gets me every time I have to wash my dishes before I put them in the dishwasher.

[smiTTTen]

[smiTTTen]

[dros]

If it's humor it's good humor, if it isn't then WTF is that ?

[Waterfree]

HAHA, so we need to press the play button at right moment to then?! Throwing my s4 away right now!! USB is the thing you connect stuff to store your porn on i think;P

[smashah]

lololol

[smiTTTen]