The more obscure your Matrix reference, the more likely I’ll laugh at it.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You
take the blue knob- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe
whatever you want to believe. You take the red knob- you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

…. on FB instead

A3? Damn, ship sinking.

Morpheus:
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the chroma caps are. You have to see it for yourself.

“So these are the controls to the Matrix, eh? Which knob do I twist to remove Trinity’s clothes??”

“Operator, I need to learn how to DJ!”

Do not try and twist the knobs. That’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… There are no knobs. Only Caps. In new colors. Then you will see it is not the knobs that twist, it is only yourself.

‘in 2012, I tapped up bitches, here, here and here’

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250×250/32239076.jpg

Hmm… the next place I’m going to rock a party should be….

So Neo, which pill do you take?

Maybe this one turns back time so I can see Bill again and have another excellent adventure. But which one turns up my acting skills?

It’s an invasions, and we can’t stop it!

Neo: “Why do my eyes hurt?”

Morpheus: “You’ve never used chroma caps before.”

Honestly, these new controllers are becoming a little TOO modular for my taste.

“I’m so high that I started to see chroma caps in different colors”

“I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid… you’re afraid of dubstep. You’re afraid of wobble bass. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone, and then I’m going to drop the bass.”

Ian, This sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about, I give you the finger… and you give me my Chroma Caps?

Can we have multiple submissions?

I know it….this is the one.

Why oh why didn’t I take the blue cap

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Knobs. Lots of knobs.

I know I don’t count… it was just the obvious winner no one has used yet, I think…

Wait do I have to post it here?!?? Someone else took mine and put it on here! :(

Here or on FB. Also if you already posted it there they can probably see which was posted first.

I choose…the magenta fader

The chroma caps taste like chroma caps.

LoL..this one also on FB….sorry didn’t check all replys.

What’s this? What’s this?
There’s new colors everywhere
What’s this?

I’ve got to know, I’ve got to know
What is this new chromacaps that I have found?
Hmmm……..

Then you’ll see, that it is not the pitch that bends, it is only yourself.

Tell me, Mr. Moore, what good is a coloured knob when you are unable to drop the bass?

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue caps – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and see whatever color chroma caps you want to see. You take the red caps – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the no chroma cap rabbit-hole goes.

Neo: “I’m getting shot at with CHROMA CAPS?”

Morpheus: “ah well i told you to watch out Ean Golden is on the decks…”

Neo: “I’m getting shot at with CHROMA CAPS?”

Morpheus: “ah well i told you to watch out Ean Golden is on the decks…”

Neo: I thought you said If I ate the RED CAPS You’ll show me how deep the rabbit hole goes?? I ate 5 and nothing happened

Morpheus: No Dumbass I said the RED PILL

you turn the blue knobs, you cut the lows. you turn the red knobs, you sweep the filters.
all i offer you is to see the colors….

‘Hmm, almost as big as my knob… And now available in roughly the same colour too!’

The color scheme on that Z2 is…. *vomits rainbow*.
That’s what my S2 has to look like!!

Neo knew he had taken the wrong pill when the bullets started changing color.

With these new colors I can finish the rainbow

“No one can be told what a Lite Brite is. You have to see it for yourself.”

let’s try this again, i’ll take all these caps and you’ll shoot real bullets next time…lets see what happens

You know, I know these chroma caps don’t exist. I know that when I put my hands on them, the Matrix is telling my brain that they look and feel good. After nine years, you know what I realize?

“twists knobs”

Ignorance is a bliss

Oh Shit…He’s the One!

Follow the red rabbit.

Do the Chroma Caps fit on a Xone K2 ?

“This MIDI controller has an odd layout…”

Taste the rainbow,Skittles is really good

I was young I loved DR Mario too

which one stops the bomb again?

You’re a Knob. I know kung foo.

“The pink cap you took is part of a MIDI controller. It’s designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can drop some bass on your location.”

- So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
- Knobs. Lots of knobs.

yellow red purple green. …no that’s not it
green yellow green red.. damn getting close

Green yellow green, green yellow green, blue orange blue red, blue orange blue red,green yellow green. That’s it, That’s how you play Hot crossed buns everyone.Take that Skrillex I can push buttons too.

“I’m going to enjoy watching you dance, Mr. Anderson.”

“twist it left! NO! You’re other left!”

All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.

A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when DJTT changes Chroma Caps.

http://i.imgflip.com/26am.jpg

I know..one of this going me back to the Matrix….which one, the blue or the pink…I wanna be back please¡¡¡

Stop trying to twist me and Twist me !

Morpheus: “Are you trying any new hacking tool”?
Neo: “No,i am finishing my first mashup! Pink Floyd vs Neo – Another Chroma Cap In theWall”
Morpheus: “Are you sure?I can’t hear anything”
Neo: “you can’t because now i am playing Delerium – SILENCE (Neo mix) at Deck A”

Lite Brite, Lite Brite, turn on the magic of colored lights…

Good shit, huh? It’s good for two things: degreasing engines and killing frequencies.

Lite-Brite oh how I love thee

These can’t be real…this one’s magenta…they don’t make them in magenta

I’ve never been shot at by something this colourful

“Are you trying to tell me I can resist chroma caps?” “No.”

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3safkl/

“Wow even these chromo caps are bored of my one dimensional acting”

I just twisted my Chrome caps so hard, that i sync’d myself.

You
take the stock cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and
believe whatever you want to believe. You take the chroma cap, you
stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

Whoa, Rufus was right about the future being different

poppin’ caps in the wall

“I’m starting to think I shouldn’t have taken a double stack of those red pills.”

so neo where in the world are the 13 knobs who still think the worlds gonna end today

What you must learn is that these rules are no different than the rules of a computer system. Some of them can be bent. Others can be broken. Understand? Then twist me, if you can.

-so what do you need? besides a miracle.
-Knobs. Lot of knobs

Oracle:
I’d ask you to sit down, but, you’re not going to anyway. And don’t worry about the bass.

Skrillex:
What bass?

[Skrillex turns to look for the bass, and as he does, he knocks over the bass, which rattles the floor]

Oracle:
That bass.

Be excellent to each other. Party on dudes!!!!

“Man, Moldover really should have quit at the mojo…”

Let’s twist again – in more colours!

I know knob fu.

Show me.

You use a standard knob, you’re just another DJ playing in the everyday world. You use a chroma cap, you enter Wonderland, and see how deep the bass really goes.

I’m trying to free your mind, Ean. But I can only show you the colors. You’re the one that has to twist through it.

Are the Rainbow Ponies shooting at me?

These are colorful nipples

What do you need, besides a miracle
Knobs, lots of knobs.

What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it on your inferior knobs. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with most knobs. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your hand, driving you mad.

I am not sure if eating the Red one will wake you up from this robot illusion of life…

BAD LUCK NEO “Bitch, please! These aren’t bullets.” Dies.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Controllerism is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red chroma cap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to drop the bass like a pro. Remember: all I’m offering is the best possible knob to use on your controllers. Nothing more.

Touch, Squeeze, and Twist

Whattya think Du Jour? Should we take the caps with us?

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Controllerism is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red chroma cap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to drop the bass like a pro. Remember: all I’m offering is the best possible knob to use on your controllers. Nothing more.

So what do you need? Besides a miracle.

Knobs lots of Knobs

Keanu’s typical facial expression: chroma-tose

i can wipe it right here, and no one will ever notice it with all these bright colored caps around here.

When your mixer needs to look as good as you, Croma Caps.

Wait hold up, Morpheus, you are telling me there are new colours?!

Nipples, they look like nipples. Do they feel like nipples?

Neo: “Whoa, This looks like a bad attempt at using PhotoShop!”

“Picking a pill was easy. It was red or blue. Picking a Chroma Cap proves much more difficult. You want them all and you can have them all but using all of them together simply does not work. Choose wisely.”

I know Chroma Fu.

“Good shit, huh? It’s good for two things: degreasing tunes and killer bass drops.”

Neo: The Oracle. She told me this would happen. She told me that I would have to make a choice.
Trinity: What choice? What are you doing?
Neo: I’m choosing NEOn orange, Trinity. They sold out of the blue ones.
Trinity: No, you’re not.
Neo: I have to…
Tank: Why?
Neo: Because I believe in something.
Trinity: What?
Neo: I believe I can bring that beat back…

So what you’re saying is…I can buy chroma caps in exciting new colors?? What I’m saying is that if you win this contest…you won’t have to.

I thought I was the only Knob…?

You can twist the red cap or the blue cap. Either way your acting is still wooden as hell

You have to look at it encoded, Traktor works for the construct program. I don’t even see the caps anymore, all I see is… oh wait, here’s one.

Where is the surface controller? Who cares, I have Chroma caps!

Woah…Squishy.

Wheres the sync button?…

Yeah, but only one per comment!

” that little kid in the oracles office twisted one of these caps with his mind Morpheus”- neo

“Ya he must be a really good dj”- Morpheus

” ya but I still know kung-fu” – neo

Neo slowly stands up and looks over the partition. He sees new Chroma Caps.
Neo: Oh Shit!
Morpheus: Yesss.

Take the Red ones!!!

FREEZE this was a simulation, In the mixer the caps can take the the form of any colour.

I don’t just see code anymore, now when I look its magenta, neon orange, red.

“What if I told you only one cap cross-fades to the next song while the others kills the mids?”

-What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge Traktor crashes?
-No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

“Why did you take both pills!? There’s a glitch in the Matrix….Neo Noooooo!”

Trinity: Neo… nobody has ever done this before.
Neo: I know. That’s why it’s going to work.

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Chroma Caps. Lots of Chroma Caps.

…there is no knob.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what chroma caps are. You have to see them for yourself.

THE NEW KNOBS A BANGING

THE NEW KNOBS ARE FREAKIN BANGING

I should’ve let them come a little closer

Neo- Why do my eyes hurt?

Morpheus- It’s all these new vibrant colors!

to deny these new colors is to deny the very thing that makes us human

Neo – What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

Morpheus – No. Just chroma caps

turn the blue knob

“So what do you need besides a miracle?”
“Chroma Caps. Lots of Chroma Caps.”

I’m just doing my job. You give me that “juris-my-dick-tion” crap… you can cram these caps right up your ass.

And this one, Agent Smith, drops the BASS!

UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ

Whoa! I thought they weren’t real!

All I’m saying is “I want glow in the dark caps.” Is there something wrong with that?

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Controllerism is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red chroma cap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to drop the bass like a pro. Remember: all I’m offering is the best possible knob to use on your controllers. Nothing more.

Neo chooses an appropriately-sized condom for Skrillex to lose his virginity with.

So if I turn the Red Cap Bill comes back and if I turn the Blue Cap Sandra Bullock comes out…. Which one makes my band Dogstar sound like Skrillex?

Save my tendinitis DJTT !

The one approaches, against the knob forces and as the wall shows it. The wrong pill dozed him – Morpheus HA!

These chroma caps look great on my pin-board map.. look at all the places I have been to! Next stop ibiza!

“I’m terrible at lite-brite battleship”

Mouse: The controller with the red knobs. I designed her. She, um…well she doesn’t talk very much, but…but if you’d like to meet her, I can arrange a much more personalized meeting.

Switch: DJTT pimp, hard at work.

With New Chroma Caps you can turn the music into a reality. You are the chosen one…

I thought my choices were only between RED or BLUE!!??

you have 2 choices, will you take the red caps or the blue caps?

hmmm, do they come in orange

come at me cap

touch me you die

….You sunk my battleship

What if I told you it’s not the knobs that make the DJ, it’s the DJ that makes the knobs.

“S4? You sunk my battleship!”

After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue knob – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red knob – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can drop the bass?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

Nobody can bust a cap in Neo’s ass.

Neo (with usual blank face) : what are you saying, that i can dodge bullets?

Morpheus (you can see the fire behind his shades and smile) : no…when you’re ready, you’ll be able to turn them into Chroma Caps.

Neo (with even blank-er face) : Whoa….

I thought I was color blind before!

If i was a knob… I ll wear you like a hat!

Keanu: Skrillex this is what your dj setup will look like in the future. Deadmau5… take notes

Finding Neo: “I shall call them Squishy, they shall be mine we are One”

“…this track needs base!”

Chromat me bro!

these knobs are unreal… and squishy… very squishy…

What was in the red pill? can i have more?

The red pill has shown me the truth… and squishy

and they call me the one?

we need to get these and put them on all the APU suits.

is Keanu Hawaiian for nob tweaker?

he took the red pill… in the movie

The red pill has shown me the truth… and its squishy

You take the blue knob, your career ends, you wake up in your bed still djing in your bedroom. You take the red knob, you stay in vegas, and I show you how deep this drum and bass goes.

I’d rather busta nut than busta chroma cap

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Controllerism is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red chroma cap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to drop the bass like a pro. Remember: all I’m offering is the best possible knob to use on your controllers. Nothing more.

Plain and simple “whoa”

These knobs are so righteous Bill

Morpheus: i told you before the orange cap is the volume so turn it up i can’t hear shit

Neo: um, morpheus …… im colorblind

DAFUQ AM I DOIN?

Do not try and twist the chroma cap. That’s impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. There is no chroma cap.

Meet the DJTT staff:
Neo
product quality analyst.

Hmm… Is this all the chroma caps you got?!

Was about to post almost exactly the same thing word for word.

What you want you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire dj’n life, that there’s something wrong with the Controller. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

“It’s the Bass… if there is such a thing. I feel… saturated by it.”

Tank: “Power offline, Knobs armed, and ready…”

Neo: “Knobs?”

Trinity: “Chroma Caps…drops the bass and bends the pitch within the blast radius… It’s the only weapon we have against the Maschines”

“And I give you, the iPhone6″

Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bunch of chroma caps on a controller. Once the mix goes 130 beats per minute, the dance floor is armed. If it drops below 130, it blows up. What do
you do? What do you do?

The Red Chroma Cap? Or the Blue Chroma Cap?….

The Neo-n orange chroma cap it shall be.

Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good is a new cap… if you’re unable to mix? (hands start melting)

- I wonder what happens if I twist this one…
- No wait! That’s the -
(Epic bass drop knocks the guy on his back)
- Bass cannon… (thud)

“I’m not letting go.You know why? Because I love you too damn much.”

Knobs.

Ok here’s my Idea:

“there is no Chroma Cap……”

Neo: “Oooh, I like this little pink one.”
Morpheus: “That’s what she said”

Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the new chroma cap in red?

Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about… I give you the finger… and you give me some Chroma Caps

I’m sorry, but did you not say bust a CAP in his ass?

- Agent Smith

For all you goth cyberpunk DJ’s out there who always dress in black… TOUCAN SAM ‘BOUT TO SMACK A BITCH!!!

Guess which hand is holding a knob!

With one twist of the knob here I can turn on Scientology in the respective country.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You turn the blue cap… the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You turn the red cap…. you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Never send Neo to do a DJTT’s job..

Twist your knobs as they were you B…s, delicately and with taste.

Create a glitch in the matrix….. Chroma-caps…

These new Chroma Caps will make controlling the matrix, a lil more posh.

i think they used that line in the matrix porno ripoff

“So you met the Chroma Cap in red huh? You like her? You know, if you want I could arrange for a more .. private rendezvous”

if you choose the red cap, your life will stay the same, if you choose the blue cap, ill put you on stage in front of sixty thousand screaming fans and well see how far the rabbit hole routine goes.

Before there were only two choices: blue or red. Now with even more colors you can truly customize your matrix.

Mr Anderson, are those chroma caps?

Insert cap-tion here.

Much like Paris Hilton’s foray into DJing, Keanu just stood there waving his arms, staring blankly, and occasionally turning a single knob.

Believe it or not, you piece of shit, they’re still gonna turn.

This is your last chance. After this you may kill the vibe.
You turn the blue knob, the song ends, and you wake up in your bed without a residency.

You turn the red knob, Drop the bass and I will show you how deep these flux mode effects take the crowd. Remember all I am offering is Dj tips, and nothing more.

“ean is a good friend of mine, these caps are awesome”

New DJTT Chroma Caps:
Matrix tested. Neo approved.

Don’t get capped!

Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Morpheus: You’ve never used the new Chroma Caps before

What If I told you
There are Chroma Caps in new colours

Cypher: Good shit, huh? It’s good for two things: dropping the bass in style and controlling your equipment like a boss.

Morpheus: Welcome to the real world. A world with Chroma Caps

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Chroma Caps. Lots of guns.

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Chroma Caps. Lots of Chroma Caps.

Twist this!

Surprised to see these, mr.DJ?

“Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Knobs. Lots of Knobs. “

Red or blue seems like an easy decision now…

Spaceinvaders!
But why so tiny?

Just trying to rock the Matrix!

Wake up Neo.
The Matrix is chroma capping you.

DJTT just killed the MATRIX!!!

The Chromatix

The Chromatrix

New Knobs! “Most Excellent!”

Oh mr Anderson,… Your such a knob.

You move the blue cap… the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You move the red cap…you stay in Wonderland and I show you hard the music really goes.

One man can change the world with a knob in the right place.

Bogus Evil Ted…

You move the blue cap… the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You move the red cap…you stay in Wonderland and I show you how hard the music really goes!!

You can choose the red cap or the blue cap… both will up your swag and crank the bass.

mmmm…jelly beans, my favorite

Neo-mancer: “…he’d see the matrix in his sleep, bright Chroma Caps of logic unfolding across that colorless void…”

“Unfortunately, no one can be told what Chroma Caps are. You have to see it for yourself.”

IT NEVER ENDS

Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?!

Mmm, upgrades …

Woah.

“Too bad they never made any sequels.” – http://xkcd.com/566/

Dude…whoa!

DJ training program in The Matrix

I lost two brothers to that bass, Link. Afraid of it. Afraid it’s gonna take you too.

“No… way!”

“Please stop throwing DJ equipment at me.”

Doctor Who-Neo: A great, big, neon knob… which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right? Looks like some sort of controller matrix. But what’s powering it? Djtechtools?

how would you know :)

All we are is knobs in the wind, dude.

“One touch and I make them glow in the dark! heh I’m the ONE!”

“Plastics.”

Morpheus is battling Neo!

Woah… they have PINK.

You want the knobs? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE KNOBS.

The people who think they are crazy enough to change the knobs are the ones who do.

Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius?

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed without Chroma Caps? It was a disaster.

Driving The One: Mama, Chroma Caps don’t behave. They are behaved upon. Fact is, you demolished that controller all by yourself.

meh, I couldn’t be bother playing with these knobs anymore!

— How did the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take knob on a MIDI controller for example, maybe they couldn’t figure out how to make the knobs look good, which is why all knobs dont have color. Maybe they couldn’t figure out…

— Shut up, Skrillex.

— It’s a single twist knob combined with bright colors, squish, and happy. Everything the DJ needs.

The world is on you finger tips…. Don’t let it slip.

It’s not the size of your knob that counts . . . it’s how you twist it . . . Right?

Don’t move….. I think they’re changing colors 0_o

Dr. Evil: Mr.President, after I destroy Washington D.C… I will destroy another
major city every hour on the hour. That is, unless, of course, you pay
me…
[emphasis]

Dr. Evil:250 dollars worth of chromo caps (Muhuhahahahaha)

Who would have thought following a white rabbit to listen to Rob Zombie, and taking unknown pills from a black man in leather would lead to this? Are these gummy bears? Man I’m tripping out!

Do you believe in fate, Neo? No. Because I don’t like the idea that I’m not in control of my life with the new chroma caps.

And there he was, left by himself tweaking the ‘producer’ knob and feeling mighty bold.

Neo Madison: “So hot, want to touch the knobby, Ahooooooo”

Neo, “I See…If I Turn This Knob Past 88 , Ill Go Back To The Matrix!”

The Andersons: Death by Squishy!

“Blue Pill or the Red Pill was a much easier choice than this”

“A Few Good Ones”:
- I want the knobs.
- The Knobs, you can’t handle the Knobs.
- Neo, did you order the Chroma Red?
- You’re God Damn Right I did!!

“I can make the key for a door to open someones hears”

You deserve caps =D

no homo ;P

that red pill was stronger than i thought

squishy…..the oracle only told me squishy….i now understand.

i have to get this new mapping right before the big morpheus massive at zion

i’ve located the new chroma caps…tank find me an exit

WYLD STALLYNS 2012!!!!

Don’t just see them Neo. Feel them. Let them expand in your mind…..

scamo

No one can tell you what the caps are….
You have to see them for yourself.

This is your last chance.
After this, there is no turning back.

You take the blue caps,
the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe
whatever you want to believe.

You take the red caps,
you stay in DJ Wonderland and we’ll show you how deep

the DJ Techtools rabbit hole goes…..

scamo

“You don’t have to be a hacker to kontrol this beast like Neo – Get Chroma Caps”

-The Crowd is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.
-Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the caps in the red dress?

You don’t have to be Neo to use this many knobs at once. But colour coating helps.
Don’t think you are. Know you are (tweaking the right knob).

Neo: What are your trying to tell me? That I can buy chroma caps?

Morpheus:No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you wont have to.

you think thats a regular knob your turning?

Chroma caps: Totall control!

The Chroma caps are out there Neo, and they’re looking for you, and they will find you, if you want them to.

chroma caps revelation! why? ¬¬ (Neo have put samba in the controller) WTF :O

Maybe this will help the Jets…

Sanchez sux

“But these go to 11…. Whoah.”

No Mr. Anderson, I want you to scratch.

“I’m too stoned for this”

That awkward moment when you realize: Everything is all just Ones and Zeros…

Cypher: I know what you’re thinking, ’cause right now I’m thinking the same thing. Actually, I’ve been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn’t I turn the BLUE Chroma Cap?

‘I too was a Dj untill i took a ChromaCap to the knee….’

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Neo: What are you doing?
Trinity: I’m going to mix with you.
Neo: No you’re not.
Trinity: No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe that the S4 Chroma Cap-tion contest means more to me than it does to you. I believe if you are really serious about mixing, you are going to need my help. And since I am the resident DJ on this ship, if you don’t like it… I believe you can go to hell. Because you’re not spinning anywhere else. Tank, load Traktor up.

the error in the matrix is fixed, we have 5 new Chroma Caps

Holy crap
there are new caps :O
lets get those nice grippy things
and make a mix like kings

“There is no cap” like the little boy says about the spoon.

*imagine a “SEE ‘N SAY” toy*

“The Keanu goes.. What.. is this?”

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to. WHEN YOU CAN SEE THESE BRIGHT A$$ CHROMA CAPS AL UP IN YO FACE!!!!

You get used to it. I…I don’t even see the code. All I see is blue cap, orange cap, red cap.

Neo: New caps??They used my name for this orange cap…”NEOn orange”,i think Morpheus that we have a serious case of copyright infrigement here
Morpheus: You are not the only one Neo,also it’s singer PINK,BLACK sabbath,YELLOWstone and what about WHITE house?Theese guys are not afraid of anything!
Neo:Don’t be so sure..Do they have any brown cap??I think Chris Brown is our man!

You merely adopted the Caps, I was born with them!

Morpheus:
Take the blue cap, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red cap, you stay in wonder land I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes…
… or …
You take the pink cap, you will have a magical theme music around you all day.
You take the neon oreange cap, you will receive a genie.
You take the orange cap, you will be able to wish for more wishes if you ever find a genie.
You take the magenta cap, wait don’t take that, no one likes magenta.
You take the black cap, you will become the most classy and respected DJ the world has ever known.

Neo:
Why didn’t you just start with the black cap? that would have saved us both like 45 seconds…

Whoah….I know chroma cap-fu

I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing…
Why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer…
You’re looking at them… I know, because I was once looking at the same things…
Orange… Green… Red or Blue?? It’s this question that drives us, Neo.
It’s this question that brought you here.
You know the question, Just as i did…
But what will your answer be??

Neo: Damn Morpheus,that’s what they mean when they say “fast delivery”?What shipping method did you choose?

Morpheus: standard..

Neo: help me,what are you doing?

Morpheus: I am calling Trinity,i chose express method for her..

‘This is the place where time and space collide.’

Whoah! I can’t wait to map this baby.

There is no Matrix around us.
And even if it is, i won’t get stuck in the matrix, I can only get stuck at mixing with a colorful S4 with an awesome feel. And when it glows I would go Insane!

‘Neo dude don’t let them pass! Morpheus want to use it for VDJ

Neo: Whoa. Déjà vu.
Trinity: What did you just say?
Neo: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.
Trinity: What did you see?
Cypher: What happened?
Neo: An NI S4 went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same S4?
Neo: It might have been. I’m not sure.
Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!
Neo: What is it?
Trinity: An S4 déjà vu is usually seeing the same old boring DJ setup. It happens when people never change anything.

Behold, the Serato force-field!

“Quit with all these promos already!”

If only they were nipples…

Whoa… Ok,I forgot which one turns on my acting skills and which one turns on my diahrrea.

“All your caps are belong to us!”

i miss my old mixer

The colors, Duke the colors!

Roses are Red, violets are blue
if if neo has his chroma caps
why wouldn’t you get them for you?

“So what do you need? Besides a miracle.”
“Colors, lots of colors.”

Gotta Wob with ya Knob

“Hey. You miscount new cap colors at home.”
“Why? You get paid to miscount ‘em here.”

RED CHROMA CAPS FINALLY

Blue pill or the red pill? hmm il just take one of these

oh shweet gumdropz

Take the Blue Cap and you will go back to be a bedroom dj, take the Red Cap, and i show you how deep the art of djin goes….

Morpheus: I’m trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the caps. You’re the one that has to mix it.

Neo: What are you
trying to tell me? That I can use key lock and auto sync?

Morpheus: No, Neo.
I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

Every single thing has a start and end… but some hot cues!

Hi Sati… are the Chroma… cookies ready? Give some to Neo…

Which one of these plays Levels?

Cypher: If you are the One I couldn’t unpplug this but… Arrrrrrrrgh!
Tank: Take that bastard(s)! :}
Neo: What’s up?
Tank: Justice…
Neo: Unplugged?
Cypher: Give more laser please…

“I know Kung Foo.”

“Those caps seem to be the result of an unbalanced equation”

One knob to rule them all…

My fourth DJ cerebral upload this week and I STILL can’t get it to sound as good as Ean’s.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You spin the blue double injected rubber chroma cap — the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You spin the red double injected rubber chroma cap — you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes in A State of Trance.

“Introducing the four new colors – Magenta, Pink, Neon Orange, Orange, and Red”

Do not try to correct the typo, that’s impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no typo. Then you’ll see, that it is not the typo that needs correcting – it is only yourself.

“I could use this wall to DJ the Matrix III premiere’s after party”

twas the night before Christmas, i thought to myself
“an update to my controller” that rest on my shelf…

for the knobs it came with, so pale and dry
i could use the new Chroma Caps, to make my rig fly…

So clicked in this box to leave you comment
Salute to Ean Golden with respect and homage..

I’m DJ 4double and i hope in the end
tis witty enough for the grand prize to win…

merry christmas!

Keanu Reeves in……………………….Speed 4 – tripping in the hallway!

Utah. Give me two caps.

Pick the red cap and it will lead you down the DJ rabbit hole, you pick the blue cap, and see just how deep this chroma-caption goes…

Chroma face!!!

“Dodge this”

Oracle: Only The One can realize what the knob’s real colors are, and when he does in colors will see, beyond our imagination.
Neo: So this is how the new chroma caps looks like…

I wish my Desert Eagle .50 could shot this chroma bullets too!!

Chroma-tize me Cap-tain

Mhm, must have taken the blue pill

Chroma Cap bullets?! Not even the Matrix can avoid it.

Chroma Cap bullets . . . I guess your budget’s low again.

I gotta stop taking these red pills. Bullets are starting to look like chroma caps.

Whats this Magic?

Wanna Get “Cap’d”!?

And what if I told you there were no knobs and it’s only an illusion

It is “Chroma: Reloaded”

Agent Smith: We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known fake djs to justice.
Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger… and you give me my chroma caps.

Agent Smith: We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known fake dj to justice.
Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger… and you give me my chroma caps.

Morpheus: What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad….

Neo: Nope, figured it out. It was those damn mixer knobs. And you thought you were

DJ TeeOh: I would kill Keeanu Reeves for some chroma caps

Agent Smith: Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

“Stop trying to twist me and TWIST ME!”

Morpheus: Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Morpheus: What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad….

Neo: Nope, figured it out. It was those damn mixer knobs.

Agent Smith: We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known fake dj to justice.

Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger… and you give me my chroma caps.

Other cap maker: “Dodge this”
DJTechTools: “He’s beginning to see…”
Other cap maker: “What?”
DJTechTools: “The truth”

Chroma Caps by DJTT

Hmm…Upgrades.

My 3rd and final take :)

Other cap maker : “Dodge this…”
DJ : “No!”
DJTechTools : “He’s beginning to see…”
Other cap maker : “WHAT!?”
DJTechTools : “What the real cap should be…”

Chroma Caps by DJTT

Happy Holidays DJTT staff. You guys are epic and I simply wanted to give my thanks. Can’t wait to see what you have in store for 2013.

“You just has to realize, there are no ordinary caps.”

f*ck this shit, Im gonna be like Paris Hilton!

Breaking DJ News:
Keanu will be launching his music career through a big music festival, headlining alongside Paris Hilton and DJ Pauly D.

Finally i have tactile control. What i see is not the truth. It is truly about how it feels.

Dj Neo playing “Ghost in the Shell (Wachowski Brother’s Remix)(Z.Staenberg edit)”

“Ooo, piece of candy….”

The layout of these knobs seem chromatically incorrect.

Ughh I shouldn’t have to choose just one! Look at all these colors Morpheus! LOOK AT ALL THESE GOTDAMN BEAUTIFUL ASS COLORS!

My knobs know kung fu…

Did you notice the cap in the red dress? I can arrange a meeting…

Chroma Caps: “Cap”ture them all!

Chroma Caps. Whoa.

Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the new colors of Chroma Caps are. You have to see it for yourself. ;)

Morpheus: Djing is not like playing darts Neo, I keep telling you that.

“Are these new? WOAH”

Do never trust a normal knob to do the job of a Chroma Cup!!

I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You’re looking for them. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. The Chroma Caps.

If i touch any one besides green… will the damn code finally change colors..

“What number sir?”
“Klondike 5 Please”
“Thank you, connecting you now”

Why limit your colour spectrum as you follow the white rabbit?

“Twistin the Night away…”

I saw Paris Hilton doing this on youtube. Is the pink one the filter knob?

I saw Paris Hilton doing this on youtube. Is the pink one the “filter” knob?

“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap — the story ends, you wake up in your room as a bedroom dj. You take the red chroma cap — you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”

DJTT: Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire DJ carrier, that there’s something wrong with the ordinary knobs. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to us. Do you know what We’re talking about?
DJ: The Chroma Caps!
DJTT: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Chroma Caps are. You have to feel them for yourself.

did you here me? it gives you a boner!

“Dammit what color did he say the filter knob was…”

Sometimes you just got to look yourself in the mirror and say, “When in Rome”.

I know Lite Brite!

Morpheus!! These are some very large, colorful pills man…last time I took something you gave me I lost my job! And don’t tell me they’re suppositories either.

i know i can avoid getting hit by bullets but not by those bright caps!!

Another bullseye! Nice. These “Chroma Caps” add an exciting new dimension to my otherwise stale, twice-a-day habit. And while clean-up is still a bitch, I find the delightfully soft texture of the Chroma Caps to be firm – yet gentle on my urethra. I give them three and a half “Whoa!”s.

Fall into the Cap.

Run Tha Cap.

DJTT: Cap-A-Holics Mixtape

Neo: “Dayum son, where’d you find this?!”

Beez in the Cap.

What happens when I twist the blue cap?

Turn the Chroma Caps in a specific way, you’ll feel and see the matrix

Wyld Stallyns! (glitch mix)

The new Chroma Caps… It’s like you’re Keanu Reeves in the Matrix and you can grab moving bullets and stuff… but better.

Neo: Why do my ears hurt?
Morpheus: You’ve never used them before.

*(BASS)*

“Unfortunately, no one can be told what Dubstep is. You have to hear it for yourself.”

Excellent!!!
Catch you later.
Party on chroma caps.

Take the red cap, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes with A State of Trance.

You sunk my battle ship…. you’ll pay for this, DJ Tech Tools…

‘I know why… night after night, you sit by your computer.’

woah, new caps?

works on xone 4d?

What is the Matrix? Control!

What is the Matrix? Control!

Chroma Caps, the only things you can turn and twist that are as soft as Trinity’s nipples.
He knows.

I don’t think I’d win with this but i’m posting anyway :p

Chroma Caps, the only things you can turn and twist that are as soft as Trinity’s nipples.
He knows.

I don’t think I’d win with this but i’m posting anyway :p

Chroma caps: you will always wonder what the other colour would give…
or
Chroma caps: you will always wonder what effect the other colour would give…

.
-if you buy 1 set (regardless of how good they are) you will always wonder how another colour would look, what effect another colour would give to your set.

just like neo must have wondered what it would be if he took the other pill :)

Chroma caps: you will always wonder what the other colour would give…
or
Chroma caps: you will always wonder what effect the other colour would give…

.
-if you buy 1 set (regardless of how good they are) you will always wonder how another colour would look, what effect another colour would give to your set.

just like neo must have wondered what it would be if he took the other pill :)

Turn the knob, change your future.

Turn the knob, change your future.

Choose your destiny and don’t forget to mention the colour!

Choose your destiny and don’t forget to mention the colour!

Choose your future and don’t forget to mention the colour!

Choose your future and don’t forget to mention the colour!

Choose your fate and don’t forget to mention the colour!

- i lack inspiration :p

Choose your fate and don’t forget to mention the colour!

- i lack inspiration :p

Take optimal control over your system; with these life twisting caps.

Take optimal control over your system; with these life twisting caps.

Every system needs it. chroma caps.

Every system needs it. chroma caps.

The one thing that’s even harder to catch than a bullet is a chroma cap.

The one thing that’s even harder to catch than a bullet is a chroma cap.

The one thing that’s even harder to stop than a bullet is a chroma cap.

The one thing that’s even harder to stop than a bullet is a chroma cap.

The matrix IV: dodging the caps.

The matrix IV: dodging the caps.

In the pursuit of chroma caps

In the pursuit of chroma caps

Be the one with chroma caps.

The One :D:D

Be the one with chroma caps.

The One :D:D

so original…

so original…

twist a knob!

twist a knob!

Do I take the BLUE CHROME and forget about everything that happened or take the RED CHROME and see “how far the rabbit whole goes”…..?

…Oh screw it! I’ll take BOTH!! PARTY ON DUDES! EXCELLENT! *Air Guitar*

Do I take the BLUE CHROME and forget about everything that happened or take the RED CHROME and see “how far the rabbit whole goes”…..?

…Oh screw it! I’ll take BOTH!! PARTY ON DUDES! EXCELLENT! *Air Guitar*

Which “One” do you think Morpheus was talking about??

Which “One” do you think Morpheus was talking about??

One Fatty to rule them ALL!!

Fisher-Price: My First LED TV (Some assembly required)!

 With success of the epic-scaled action movie “Battleship”, Hasbro has done it again.  Lite-Brite: The movie!  Staring international superstar Keanu Reeves as Kiwi, a color blind Zumba enthusiast tasked to save our planet against a superior force, Snooki’s offspring!

New App game taking the world by storm: Caps with Friends!

It doesnt matter which pill you take, ALL roads lead to the club!

why doesnt this taste like candy. It looks like candy, why isnt it Kandi/ (shes a kandi raver shes my number 1) now i got S3rl’s song stuck in my head i think imma press play and walk away.

you suck :P

He prob watched something alike

another one Soulll3??wtf?this comment is not mine,someone uses same nickname..

So many new colors, knobs, faders, how can I possibly find the One now?!
No. Wait. Stop.
I am the One. And I’m going to take this nice little fatty Magenta,
and drop s0me sikk As$ BA$$$$$$$$$

I like bugs

Everyone in the world is a DJ or a photographer. I’ve stopped the time because I can’t mix this minimal shit.

the new colors are sick!

he does not, I do :D

2 words: Chroma caps

I wanted to post this too :p
and I think I even did ^^

but then I found out there were more than 10people before me :p

when fantasy meets reality: chroma caps are born

when dreams meet reality: chroma caps are born

Does it have to be funny? O.o

Try our new Neob!
Neon colors. Soft touch. Hard resistance.

hahahaha what are the chances :p

Neo – ” I hope these new Chroma Caps don’t make my rig look to ‘Future’! “

“The prophecies spoke of these exotic colors!”

And now toilet bowls will flush THIS way…

you can choose the red cap or the blue cap either way you set up is going to look whack

where can we find out who won??

A little late, but:

Use the stock caps, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. Use the new red caps, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

as you can see its easy ;)

Everyone was screaming, yelling and in general chaos as reality disintegrated and illusions broke. All except me.
I had realized I could make any knob dance by twisting some other knobs.
Then I played hardcore dubstep to the Latin dancers, Latin music to the DnB lovers, rock to the ravers, pop to the hipsters and billy holiday to the drunks because you see, sometimes I too can be a knob.

One does not simply dj using stock caps when there are brand new croma caps that glow in the dark.

techtools! i seriously like everything you do and have been following the blog a lot for a long time!!! but about the chromacaps i really have to point out that you guys should make some chromacaps without the line in the midle! specially for the enconders like the x1 or even smaller ones for the maschine, for example! coz the chromacaps are awsome, but for enconders i just cant see it!

‘ And if i place this color chroma cap here….there we have it! a Unicorn”

The Matrix sucked, our caps don’t.