Go Green- Become a Dj

Just when you thought that dance music, djs and club culture was the lowest ring on the social totem pole- we go green. Yes Mom, djing and taking ecstacy 4 nights a week CAN be socially responsible!

Imagine the conversations that might surround this remarkable development reported by engadget.

Boss: What have you done for the enviroment lately Jerry?
Employee: Well last night I got my freak on with these fine girls from Liverpool

Club Owner: Maan, these electric bills are killing me. Got a good track?
DJ: Let’s just spin “Jump Around” (House of Pain) all night!
Club Owner: Sweeeet! Just mix, blend, and scratch it so they can’t tell.
DJ: Done deal!

6 Responses to “Go Green- Become a Dj”

  1. BentoSan

    July 18th, 2008 at 6:28 pm Quote

    LMAO ! thats gold… erm i mean green :\
    Nice find!

  2. Taz

    July 18th, 2008 at 9:31 pm Quote

    “Sweeeet! Just mix, blend, and scratch it so they can?t tell.” That part was hilarious.

  3. The Beat Worx

    July 18th, 2008 at 11:26 pm Quote

    hmmmm… This give me an idea about pornostars and bedroom furniture…

  4. Dj Xsquizet

    July 19th, 2008 at 5:22 pm Quote

    but what if the dj trainwrecks now power for the club lol

  5. Markkus

    July 23rd, 2008 at 7:38 pm Quote

    Temple Nightclub in San Francisco – http://www.templesf.com – has started to implement this technology. The club’s owner, Paul Hemming, has challenged himself to create the “greenest” nightclub in the world. That includes the piezoelectric dancefloor, retrofitted energy-efficient LED lights, vertical gardens, kitchen grease used for biodiesel, integrated solar panels, “urban wind mills,” and serving local, organic food. I think it’s a cause worth supporting if you’re in the area, or a cause worth spreading in your own. Cheers.

  6. devin

    August 8th, 2008 at 3:05 am Quote

    i want to become a dj in clubs and make money and make songs so people can get there mine off of work

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